In case anyone didn't know this...The Office is possibly the best show ever in its genre.
"an intervention...it is a surprise party - for people - who have addictions."
"i'm calling it orange-vod-uice-ka."
"they don't give black belts for things that are stupid."
"Okay. Rule five - safety first, i.e. don't burn the building down. Okay? That should be a no brainer."
Jim: Oh today, we saw a junk yard dog attacking the bones of a rotisserie chicken.
Pam: Nature.
Michael: Ok, Wendy. Hot and juicy red head. Give this a try. [Michael dials phone number. Phone rings.]
Wendy's phone operator: Wendy's.
Michael: Hello Wendy, this is Kevin's friend, Michael.
Wendy's phone operator: This isn't Wendy.
Michael: Oh, I'm sorry, could you put her on please?
Wendy's phone operator: Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant.
Michael: [under breath] Damn it Kevin. OK, umm, could I just have a frosty and a baked potato please?
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